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Question:> Does anyone have any information on how many calories are burned by various> sexual activities? This may be the best physical exercise to lose weight! Answer:-------------------------------------------------------------------------------ACTIVITY CALORIES BURNED ACTIVITY CALORIES BURNED------------------------------------------------------------------------------- REMOVING CLOTHES: ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE:With partner's consent..........12 Shoes flew off....................35Without partner's consent......187 Expression didn't change...........1/2 Orchestra swelled..................6UNHOOKING BRA: Birds sangUsing two calm hands.............7 Large birds.......................7Using one trembling hand........36 Small birds.......................3 Earth moved.......................30GETTING INTO BED:Lifting partner.................15 PULLING OUT:Dragging partner along floor....16 After orgasm.......................1/2Using skateboard.................3 A few moments before orgasm......500 ACHIEVING ERECTIONS: PENIS ENVY:For normal healthy man...........2.5 For woman..........................3Losing erection.................14 For men...........................72Searching for it...............115 GUILT:PUTTING ON CONDOM: Despite no formal training, orgasmWith erection....................1.5 comes easily, naturally..........53Without erection...............300 You're enjoying sex, despite the fact that other people areINSERTING DIAPHRAGM: starving..........................2If the woman who does it is Sex on your lunch hour.............3 Experienced.....................6 Putting it on expense account.....20 Inexperienced..................73If a man does it...............680 AGGRAVATION:Add (5) calories for retreiving it Partner keeps showing plants.......5from across the room. Partner insists on cuddling the dog during foreplay..................14POSITIONS ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY: Partner just visited bathroom forItalian- Man on top, woman in 7th time.........................10 kitchen........................26 Partner is taking phone calls......7Russian- Woman on bottom, Partner is making phone calls.....40 man getting permission.........55American- Both on top...........60 GETTING CAUGHT: By partner's spouse...............60POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF INTERCOURSE: By your spouse...................100Bouncing.........................7 Trying to explain.................55Sliding around...................9 Trying to remain calm............100Serious skidding................12 Leaping out of bed................75Whiplash........................27 Getting dressed in one motion....500 Thanking partner quickly...........2ORGASM:Real............................27Faked..........................160
