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Girlie Wisdom – Pass it on!

1. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills… she has 14 kids but she doesn’t really care.. 2. One of life’s mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5 lbs. 3. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. 4. The best way [...]

The new Mouse especially designed for woman

After  years of  research, scientists have discovered that women do   not  like the standard  mouse  given away with PC’s. Scientists found that  there  is not a physical  reason for their aversion; It is more of  a Psychological  problem. Some women  reported that their mouse  ’just didn’t feel right’ in  their hands. Based on  the research,a [...]

My name is Fred, just Fred

A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. ‘Fred,’ he replies. ‘Fred what?’ the officer asks. ‘Just Fred,’ the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a [...]